Stocks and Cocks at Fashion Week

For starters, let’s all give Krista a big round of applause for finally nailing an intro. No, seriously, because that’s about the only thing she stays on track with, in this week’s ZFG. In what began as a discussion about fashion, or lack thereof, the focus quickly shifts to Freddy’s foot fetish, which knows no bounds. And, as bizarre as that sounds, it pales in comparison to Bryan Johnson’s quest to relive his awkward teen years. At this point, you’re probably feeling a bit queasy and wanting to bail. Don’t. Hold on tight, just as ferociously as the TSA agent, once he got Carson’s ass in his grasps. Have no fear, we did promise a weekly installment of Freddy’s Business Idea of The Week. And if you’re ever in San Francisco, just remember, it’s 1-800-Call-Freddy for a good time.