Peter Thiel and His Palantir Pirates

The only thing better than watching Alex Karp coming unhinged on CNBC is the fact that one of its co-founders, who’s also the Chairman of the Board of Directors, has been the one recklessly dumping Palantir stock. Is Peter Thiel a short-seller in disguise?! Surprise, surprise, more crypto has gone missing. Perhaps James Howells could’ve taught P. Diddy a thing or two about the proper way to dispose of a sensitive hard drive. Who knows, maybe the raids will turn up empty. But just in case, his lawyers should probably go with the Lego defense come time for the lineup. And have you ever thought of gifting a warthog as a pet? Hunting Somali pirates from a yacht is probably the safer bet…