In our first episode of 2023, Krista and Freddy lead off by expressing their admiration for Carson’s Greek God-like beach bod. After cleaning up their drool, the crew tries their hand with a new format. In what some might describe as an explicit news station, the trio revisit a handful of stale stories that fail to live up to Carson’s standard for ‘breaking news.’ Freddy lays out his belief that Krista is far more qualified for the Republican Party than George Santos, but that all hinges on whether or not she continues to shave her armpits. Why are Chinese equities rallying to begin the year? It’s unclear what’s more embarrassing, that Tiger Global dumped their holdings at the lows or the idea of bringing a sex doll home to meet mom. And just to make sure that Freddy doesn’t miss out on yet another terrible idea, he’s put his name down for the brand-new Taliban sports car.
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